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When I was a kid, I showed my best friend my pet tarantula, and pretty soon he started crying and telling me to stop.

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As I sat in the zoom meeting waiting my turn, my co-worker, josh, asked “Can you please tell your sister to stop making faces? It’s annoying.”

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I couldn't help but smile as my crush seductively straddled my body, and asked "Are you ready to get laid...?"

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I hate it when my Son wakes me up from bed.

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I was brought into this world kicking and screaming in someone else's blood

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When Rory lost a milk tooth one playtime, Poppy Stewart turned to her friends and said: "I bet Rory Curr won't get any money from the tooth fairy tonight, because she will see his ugly teddy bear and think he's still a baby!"

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I watched from the window with relief as the red and blue lights faded down the street, carrying the intruder away.

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I love falling asleep staring into your beautiful, unblinking eyes.

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Every post I put up, it instantly gets taken down, and its getting tiring.

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Being adopted isn't all bad; I like my new family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was a kid, I showed my best friend my pet tarantula, and pretty soon he started crying and telling me to stop.	60
As I sat in the zoom meeting waiting my turn, my co-worker, josh, asked “Can you please tell your sister to stop making faces? It’s annoying.”	60
I couldn't help but smile as my crush seductively straddled my body, and asked "Are you ready to get laid...?"	60
I hate it when my Son wakes me up from bed.	60
I was brought into this world kicking and screaming in someone else's blood	60
When Rory lost a milk tooth one playtime, Poppy Stewart turned to her friends and said: "I bet Rory Curr won't get any money from the tooth fairy tonight, because she will see his ugly teddy bear and think he's still a baby!"	60
I watched from the window with relief as the red and blue lights faded down the street, carrying the intruder away.	60
I love falling asleep staring into your beautiful, unblinking eyes.	60
Every post I put up, it instantly gets taken down, and its getting tiring.	59
Being adopted isn't all bad; I like my new family.	59